Poll first: Do you?? Twitter? Blog? How often? Every day? At work? At home? And the rambling but relevant apology please feel free to ignore this part I apologize to folks who have tried to "friend" me on. I made the account(s) when I was snooping on FB but I don't really participate. I had to add my friend's because, well, he's a kid and I couldn't just ignore him and hurt his feelings. And it cracks me up to what a geeky teen boy is into these days. Please don't take it personally that I have not friended you. I just don't want to get into the whole deal. I have far too internets addictions as it is. So the friending invites and sprouts or greenpatches(whatever the hell those are) be relegated to limbo for now. And in case there is some confusion, yes I have 2 first names. The one of you know me by that I use regularly that my mom wanted to name me but couldn't because it isn't in the bible (Catholics. Sheesh.) and one that is legally my name but I only use it professionally. And now back to your regularly schedule holiday.